Unanswered Questions

By: 
Diana Lejins

I haven’t found out who let the dogs out. Where’s the beef? How to get to Sesame Street? Why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps. Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails. Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons. Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections and why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts.” Where’s that extra penny going?

Why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? Just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? Where is Waldo?

Do you really think I am this witty? I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from ... well it’s anyone’s guess. Now it is your turn to take it from me. Copy and paste and enjoy your day. Happy New Year!

 

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